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Cheez-steak Redux

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on Saturday, 25 April 2015 in Jay Harris's Blogs

     Driving thru the mountains of Virginia, you see these cool purple flowers, probably "Wild Blue Phlox" or something similiar and they make your drive pleasant. I'd just completed 2 shows out of 4, one each in Foxburg, PA & Christiansburg, VA and was heading towards Philadelphia. Everything is so laid back in Virginia...none of the big-city problems you'd find in Chicago. Your stress level is immediately reduced by the beautiful surroundings. On the way down from Foxburg, one of my tires was loosing air, and I had to find a quick fix on the route. I was able to solve this problem, by finding a quick oil change shop to plug my tire. The venue in Christiansburg was a panoramicaly laid-out golf club, tucked into the surrounding trees, and it was gorgeous.  It made me wish I was good at golf for a change.

    I was determined to spend my off night in Philadelphia, and I my priority was cheesesteaks.  When I visited Philly 9 months ago over Labor Day weekend, I didn't get nearly enough of them.  One thing about Philly, the drivers are aggressive. The on-ramp lanes are narrow, and nobody's slowing down to let you in.  My first stop was Sonny's, located in the Old City neighborhood on Market St. This sandwich was a winner. As a bonus a few-doors down, I picked up a great slice of NY- style  pizza at SOHO. Of course, after that I had to go to the Franklin Fountain, also nearby, and get a sundae with rum raisin & pistachio ice cream, covered in carmel and pecans. The next morning, I made a classic rookie mistake, and filled-up on donuts from Federal Donuts & Chicken, in the early AM, pictured below.  Afterwards, I hit Johns Roasted Pork, than the Reading Terminal Food Market. Twice this trip, I'd given half my cheesesteaks to homeless people to give myself more stomach space.  I visited old favorite De Nics, the Flying Monkey, and Dutch bakery Beilers.  

    On the way out of town, I stopped at Dellasandros, and got one last cheesesteak, pictured below. I headed towards the Poconos, a vacation-spot for East coasters, in PA and had a fun show in Saylorsburg. The next morning, I had to get up at 8 am, drive 5 hours to do my last show in Chalk Hill, PA, than drive another 8 to get home.  I cut it pretty close for a 2 pm start-time, so I had to pee into a water-bottle mid-drive, to shave off some time, just making it barely.  Endurance is part of comedy, and this was no cake-walk !

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